Political Entities#
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This section contains a list of all political entities on a cosmic scale. To view entities that are reality-specific, see the Realities section.
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But before we begin, how do big societies like this work?
With duct tape. It's duct tape. Always has been. More details can be found here!
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Point me to the nearest cluster of edgy religious weirdos.
Right this way sir! The Absolutionists are the ultimate edgelords of the cosmos. Who are they? No idea! What are their motives? No idea! They're very mysterious !11!!
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Take me to the manager. The manager of the cosmos, of course.
Uh, well the real managers are kind of super-deities from beyond existence... here, I'll take you to the bozos frolicking on the beach and pretending to be powerful instead.
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I'm a creative person and want to meet people that can relate to my trauma.
Oh hey! Me too, but I'm antisocial. You can speak to these fictional guys that I made up who build shit for a living. The Architects are all about building... and nothing else.
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Is there a Switzerland equivalent in the multiverse?
Yep. No lazy worldbuilding here. What was that? I can't hear it over just how peaceful and rich and neutral the Arithine are! Also, why do so many of these start with A?
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I need even edgier and even more religious weirdos.
Church of the Six Deities at your service. We tell you what the big guys upstairs are saying - sounds pretty fishy right? But hey, they're actually here to back us up!
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Can we just have a normal civilization without gimmicks?
Presenting the laziest of the political entity lot: the Criodun! With a weird ass name and a weirder lack of specialty, these guys are sure to not be of any interest.
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Is there really no cliché prophecy trope here?
Yes. Yes, there is. The Cult of the Aethein represents a bunch of idiots being lazy and waiting for someone to save the world for them, plus my obsession with wings.
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I'm a nerd and want to connect with other nerds.
I mean, you could ask me. Ignoring that, you can ask - the Daethai! Research incorporated, except this time it's a whole country. Yeah, I know that's the second one.
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Are there really six immortals? Not four, or five?
I hate math. Math sucks. It just gets under my skin, but subtraction really is interesting right? Quite mystifying, I would say! Who knew that six minus one equals five?
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I'm an edgelord and want to see DEATH and DESTRUCTION
Well you've come at an opportune time! There's a rain of death and destruction being dropped around the cosmos by our favourite spooky shadow demons: the Dysphorium!
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Seven foot rats, rats along his rats. When he sees your rats it all fades to rats.
Correct password! The Haelborne might have some other traits going for em - 'fixing' the cosmos, being born with the power of a nuclear bomb... but most importantly, RAT.
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I hate mice! They're so disgusting and weird!
The Haelborne think so too! So they'd love for you to join their ongoing genocide against the Heathborne. Interdimensional space rats against interdimensional space mice!
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This story is too serious for me. I want some jokes.
idi0cy.inc has a lot of jokes. In fact, I think they're a joke. A gag, canonized and inserted into the fabric of the main narrative! How devious! Is such idiocy legal?!
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I want violence and war. Glory to the empire! Manifest destiny!
The local space orc faction is exactly what you're looking for. The Verion are hellbent on scouring the cosmos and enlightening every reality in existence!