Hi there! This is a work in progress website revamp. The old one is totally gone but archived and I don't wanna deal with that mess hahahah.
This biweekly update: about + ODODI page + index
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Hi there, perfect Ms. Hastor! We haven't met, but you know what I am. I've made myself at home in that stupid head, between the old self doubt and the soon bloodshed. I've carved out a pretty little spot between the tendons where I can watch you waltz into every fucking mistake you possibly could.
That friend has you in his heart, you know. Lovely time for a date, before it all comes... crashing down. Your storyteller sis wants a word with you too! Maybe go, fuckin', I dunno, kayaking, or something. Get outside of these walls for some brief little time before you inevitably return to their shattering on top of you.
I'm only the first wave of this invasion. You can kill me every which way, but you've lost the battle before it started. You can retake every city they raze, forget every person they kill, but you can't keep running forever.
Don't worry Ari, you're going to be a wonderful protagonist.
"Die in a purely metaphysical space where heat doesn't exist,"
- idi0cy, author of Deicidium (which he TOTALLY FINISHED) and Zero-Sum (which is IN PROGRESS!!)
Celestial Capitalist is a semi-idle game where the player simultaneously builds and ascends the corporate ladder from the bottom of the street to the self-built throne at the top of the cosmos. Beg your way from homelessness, run a lemonade stand, scam grandmas on the internet, start a cult, play union-buster tower defence, and generally just have a grand stupid time while the world slowly bends to your will.
Currently on FIRST RELEASE! Contains the slightly unpolished first stage, Rock Bottom, with basic progression, a bunch of minigames and... style!.
Project concept and lead by idi0cy.
Made for Hack Club Stardance.
